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Flights are booked for Orbital at the Brixton Academy. It's gonna be epic. Epic, I say.

Now, I fucking hate flying. Sitting in an aluminium tube (1mm thick! No, I'm not joking!), 6 miles up, doing 500mph, features prominently on my list of Things I Don't Like Doing. It's really pretty high on that list. Just above 'flying' on the list, though, is 'sitting in a GNER shithole-on-rails for 5 hours next to a cantankerous old twat that complains every time he hears the slightest "tsss" from my headphones', so I'll risk the potential explosive-decompression 30,000 foot free-fall inferno death, thanks.

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Rrraaaaaaaaaagh! We're back. Happy new year all!
I have learned three things on my festive travels:
 1) I don't fly well.
 2) Beer isn't good for a sore throat.
 3) Beer is good for flying.
Also, I have (again) quit smoking. 4 days and counting. *nervous twitch*
And another thing: I'm boycotting any TV channel which is showing any program with the word 'celebrity' in the title. I might let Channel 4 off the hook, though.