Flights are booked for Orbital at the Brixton Academy. It's gonna be epic. Epic, I say.
Now, I fucking hate flying. Sitting in an aluminium tube (1mm thick! No, I'm not joking!), 6 miles up, doing 500mph, features prominently on my list of Things I Don't Like Doing. It's really pretty high on that list. Just above 'flying' on the list, though, is 'sitting in a GNER shithole-on-rails for 5 hours next to a cantankerous old twat that complains every time he hears the slightest "tsss" from my headphones', so I'll risk the potential explosive-decompression 30,000 foot free-fall inferno death, thanks.
Drink. Drink hard. Drink long. It'll be fine.
Caaaaan do.
I like to watch a takeoff video or two on youtube before I fly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlLma_BLaM0
Jet-propelled-awesome overcomes fear every time.
Canigetthewindowseat? Canigetthewindowseat? Canigetthewindowseat? Canigetthewindowse-fuuuuuuuuuck! Wings shouldn't bend like that!
Can we swap seats again?