Just got a photocopied 1/4 A4 flyer through the door. It's got a staple at the top but it's only one page, so I'm going to assume there's something missing. Here's what the bit I got says:
FEMALE PREFERRED -
SHOULD BE TALL AND
VERY STRONG AS YOU
WILL HAVE TO CARRY
A SIZEABLE CASE - BUT
THAT IS 50% OF WHAT
I'M PAYING YOU FOR.
What's going on here? What's the other 50% of what (s)he's paying you for? What's in the case? Guesses in the comments, if you would.
Oh Christ that made me laugh.