I'm on Twitter now. I held off for so long, but the thought of being able to shout into the abyss on yet another website was just too much temptation. That, and I wanted to see what Stephen Fry had for breakfast.
April 2009 Archives
Shitting bricks about Swine Flu? Me neither, but if you know someone who is why not suggest an enema?
It'll do fuck all to stop you getting Swine Flu, but should solve the brick shitting problem.
Why is there so much dog shit in the East End?
Why do parents of small children refer to themselves in the third person?
Why do I have to fill out a 14 page document to ask for some disk space from the guy who sits at the desk right behind me?
Idiots. That's why.
