In what can only be described as a surprising departure from the her usual course of idiocy, Jacqui Smith has expertly wielded the banhammer against the afore mentioned Westboro God botherers.
Shame, really. I was looking forward to the youtube videos of them getting their collective head kicked in. Ah well.
...knives for a pro an idiot.
Here's a good tip:
If you've just sharpened your Japanese Cook's knife, and are in the process of steeling it, don't get distracted by the TV. You may have n+1 thumbs, but you probably want to keep all of them.
I can honestly say I've never been surprised by the amount of blood liberated from an injury, but there's a first time for everything. My kitchen and bathroom sinks both look like the floor of an abattoir, and I'm fairly sure this shirt is what I'll be wearing next Halloween.
Update: 6 elastoplasts and some arm elevation later, and the claret is no longer flowing.
The Westboro Baptist lollercoaster is rolling into Hampshire! From their schedule of hilarity:
God Hates England; Your Queen Is A Whore; You Hate God; God Hates You; You're Going to Hell; Matt Is In Hell; Hell Is Real Ask Matt; God Hates Fags (Buggers);
Obey God, etc.
I think there's a message in there, but I'm flummoxed by their clever subtlety.
For the non hard of thinking, see the Landover Baptist Church. And remember, people - Obey God, etc.
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