This just in: British 'terrorists' are shite.
Two London bomb attempts - both crap. Didn't even have the common decency to blow themselves up. Seriously guys, if you're going to park a bomb in London you should maybe consider, you know, not parking in a no parking zone. Must be a pain in the arse getting your bomb towed away.
The Glasgow airport effort? Come on. You might want to check that the motor fits through the doors first, no?
To be honest, it's probably not a good idea to try to blow stuff up in Strathclyde anyway. If my experience of Strathclyde polis is anything to go by, the 'suspects' will be having every piece of relevant information beaten out of them in the back of a paddy wagon as we speak.
Aaaaand another thing; propane gas canisters as explosives? What, those containers specifically designed not to explode? Good thinking, batman.
Two London bomb attempts - both crap. Didn't even have the common decency to blow themselves up. Seriously guys, if you're going to park a bomb in London you should maybe consider, you know, not parking in a no parking zone. Must be a pain in the arse getting your bomb towed away.
The Glasgow airport effort? Come on. You might want to check that the motor fits through the doors first, no?
To be honest, it's probably not a good idea to try to blow stuff up in Strathclyde anyway. If my experience of Strathclyde polis is anything to go by, the 'suspects' will be having every piece of relevant information beaten out of them in the back of a paddy wagon as we speak.
Aaaaand another thing; propane gas canisters as explosives? What, those containers specifically designed not to explode? Good thinking, batman.
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