I'm having some geekish fun with MySQL.
I just discovered that Pipex's website monitoring can create MySQL schema for the logs, so I've set up a cron job to download and apply it to my shiny new MySQL DB.
All this SQL reminds me of Uni, typing freakishly long and dangerously brittle queries into an Oracle console. The only difference now is that I have a decent grasp of regular expressions, so I can actually do useful things. As soon as I find useful things to do with my website logs, I'll be good to go.
I am thrilled to report, for now, that 65 people have ended up at this website after searching for 'goatse'. That's 65 sick, disappointed people.