Guess what?
I'm 23. Today. Yay!
God bless Slashdot. Only on its hallowed pages can you read excerpts of this sort of quality:
"If there's an asshat here, it's you. Asshat. Take your asshat self back to Asshatovia or whereever it is that asshat's like you come from. Asshat.
Oh, and don't forget your hat, you know, the one for your ass. Asshat
I can imagine that this must be it for you, as much of an asshat as you are. This is the day where everything locks into place and you finally realize that your whole life has culminated here, where you finally realize that you are a huge asshat.
Even your use of the word asshat belies your own believe in your total asshatness.
You sir, are a total asshat. Good day!"
Genius, I'm sure you'll agree.
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